Wednesday, May 26, 2010

CLUTTER BEWARE

We are staging a major reorganization of nearly our entire house. A form of spring cleaning and post-nesting instinct after having a baby. CLUTTER BEWARE - we are on a mission to find you and evict you from our home. The kids love to help "test" the pens and markers. Dad gave instructions to Sharpay to test the gob of pens that had been uncovered from nooks and crannies. Throw away all pens that do not work, and even ones that don't have lids.


Sharpay: "Dad, this pen does not work AND it doesn't have a lid. What should I do with it."
(Note to readers - the principle of a double negative does not apply here)

Dad: "What do you think?"

All those in favor of this said pen being garbage say "I," any opposed? Garbage it is - Clutter is now trembling in fear here.

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